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Newbie Alyson Mystery pops her cherry for Hussie Pass today and winds up matched with Jax Slayher, the guy whose schlong could double as a flagpole. Johnny Robins kicks things off with the interview, then Alyson peels off her clothes, flashes those heavy tits and spreads a labia that looks like it moonlights as a catcher's mitt. She slicks herself up while the camera watches. Jax strolls in with a bottle of lube, coats both melons and the curve of her ass. Alyson puts on a twerk clinic, drops into a split just to prove she’s double-jointed, then slides to her knees and starts choking on every inch she can stuff down her throat. Before long, Jax scoops her up for an airborne 69 that looks straight out of Cirque du Horny. He plants her on the couch next, lies back, and lets her slobber through another round of deepthroat. Alyson switches gears and tongue-fucks his ass like she’s getting graded on it, finishes the bit with a shiny footjob, toes gleaming with spit and lube. Jax flips the script, buries his face in that slick pussy and slurps like he’s trying to win a pie-eating contest. When he finally spears her, the floodgates open; missionary turns into a one-woman splash zone as Alyson squirts in gushy arcs. He folds her like origami, bangs her reverse cowgirl, regular cowgirl, and doggy until his knees shake, then yanks out and paints her tongue. They rinse off in the shower afterward, and all I’ll say is the tile survived more than any human should attempt at home.