The 11-Inch Piledriver

German-born muscleman Sly Diggler finally drops into the See HIM Fuck chair this week, and we tossed him at Kyler Quinn for the ride. Director Johnny Robins kicks things off with a quick chat, then Sly hops up and starts stripping for Kyler. Once the shirts hit the floor we all stared at his dick like we’d never seen one before. Out came the measuring tape, just for fun. Sly’s own write-up said ten-and-a-half, and the deed matched. I bumped him to eleven anyway. Kyler slicks him stem to root, then buries her nose in his hairy pits, licking each one like she earned it. Sly drops into the chair so she can get after those size-thirteens—smells the soles, pops the toes, drags her tongue along every arch. Time for round one of tongue-up-the-ass: spread-eagle to rusty trombone to full reverse piledriver, Kyler making a meal of it. Gentleman Sly flips her, drops to his knees, and slurps Kyler’s pretty pink slit until her knees shake. Kyler slobbers back on the cock, Round two of asshole worship—Roman War Helmet territory—then the main event. Sly piles that thick battering ram into every angle: amazon, piledriver, reverse piledriver, doggystyle, wide-open spread-eagle, folds her like a street pretzel until he yanks out and paints her belly white. Later we catch him in the shower for the postgame handshake.