We Love Us More Than You

Lulu Chu has Kylie Rocket over to meet the new boyfriend she's been raving about. Kylie's all smiles, dying to see if the guy matches the hype. Any second now he'll walk through the door. Then Kylie drops her own bombshell: she started dating someone too, and she's head over heels. Lulu perks up. What's his name? Kylie gushes that he's older, works at a jewelry store, goes by Tommy Pistol. Lulu's grin freezes. Wait. My Tommy also works at a jewelry store. They swap details and the truth sinks in. Same guy. Same lies. They swap glances. Confront him? Boot him? The door swings open before they pick, so they let him walk right into the trap. Tommy starts spinning excuses, but the look on both faces says he's toast. He figured he'd keep them on the side and juggle both? Nice plan, Romeo. Instead of walking away, the women lock the door. Seems Tommy's about to get double-booked in the worst way, and this time he's the one who'll be used.