Fighting Over Fresh Meat

Ashley Fires and Aiden Ashley live on the same block. Both have eyes on Jay Romero, and neither plans to step aside. His folks split for the weekend, so the women make their move and land in his living room, each ready to claim him first. They flank him on the couch and pepper him with questions, sizing each other up. Who looks hotter? Who wins the personality contest? Cook-in or party girl? Jay shrugs and blurts that they’re both flawless. Bribes, giggles, and light elbow jabs keep flying until one of the women grins and floats the only sane solution: share him. The idea lands like a silly dare and suddenly feels kind of genius. A quick, sweaty threesome beats a long argument, and if they hurry they can clear out before his parents get home.