Teach Me How To Fap!

Suzie’s (Breezy Bri) homework is just sitting there. The only thing her mind keeps replaying is her best friend’s nonstop talk about getting off by herself. It stings a little—like she missed a class everyone else already passed. Screw the spiral; tonight she’s gonna learn. First try: humping a pillow. Great idea until the door swings wide and Dave (Tommy Pistol), her parents’ shiny new boyfriend, strolls in like the world’s worst timing bell. Both freeze. Knees locked. Pillow still... wedged. She blurts out the whole awkward confession. Dave blushes, fumbles, then figures he’s been drafted. “Want a hand?” he mutters. It comes out halfway between joke and dare. Suzie, flushed and suddenly stubborn, nods hard enough to rattle her ponytail. He shuts the door with his heel, voice low, cracking: a careful, spicy crash course just for two.