Pampering Our Sitter

Chelsea (Coco Lovelock) shows up at this big fancy house and stares at it like she just won the lottery. Her own place is a disaster, and she barely talks to her folks anymore. Lydia (Penny Barber) and Anthony (Seth Gamble) open the door, all smiles, and wave her inside. The married couple starts asking questions like they want a babysitter, but Chelsea lets slip a few things about her parents and her dead-end life. Pretty soon the couple drops the real pitch—they don’t want kids, they want her. They promise fancy clothes, a soft bed, and zero stress if she plays along with their cozy little fantasy. Chelsea blinks, then grins. Shock fades fast when free rent sounds this good.