Neighbor's Creampie Surprise

Tanya lets herself into Mrs. Miller's house with the spare key. She comes every week when the older woman's at work, doing dishes, wiping counters, keeping things straight. But today someone's banging around in the kitchen. Tanya follows the noise and freezes in the doorway. There's Mrs. Miller, bare-ass naked except for a frilly apron, humming while she crimps pie crust. Flour dusts her hips. Tanya's eyes go straight to where the apron ties in back and leaves everything else on display. Mrs. Miller spins, yelps, then laughs. Caught red-handed—or red-assed. "I wanted to surprise my wife," she says, cheeks pink. "Bake her a pie, then give her a creampie. Corny, I know." Her phone buzzes on the counter. The wife's working late. The smile drops right off Mrs. Miller's face. Tanya's voice comes out before her brain catches up. "You could always creampie me instead."