Magazine sex tips

Zasha sprawled across my bed, legs kicked up, and my watering can nearly slipped when I caught the cover of the latest "Cosmo." Sex tips. Her tongue poked out between her teeth as she underlined something twice. "Big D energy," the headline promised. I choked a laugh. She still didn’t notice, so I edged closer and stole a peek. Paragraph two bragged about longevity techniques. Paragraph four suggested an advanced "keg-wiggle while riding" maneuver. Zasha flipped the page, read about warming lube under a tap, muttered yes under her breath, and reached for the highlighter like the lesson might save humanity.