Vegetable day

We figured one vegetable day a week wouldn't kill us. Just greens and greens and more greens. Sounded healthy enough. Cute, even. We had no clue what we were in for. Turns out those big knobby cucumbers, the ones that look like they'd bruise if you looked at them wrong? Those things slide into a warm, soaked pussy like they were built for it. Slippery, cold at first, then warming quick once they're buried deep. Her thighs twitch every time I twist one. So we call it research now. Keep the grocery list stocked. Never knew salad could get someone that loud.